Friday, August 23, 2013

"OUTRAGE AT S.B.T.!!!"

Statement from the Agent: S.B.T. and the entire staff here at Screaming Banshee Toyz. S.B.T. will in no way be supporting Dc comics on any further reviews. All slated Dc comics reviews now posted will be finished as promised, but in the future no further reviews will be conducted by any of the staff including that of U.S.agent2009. Sadly we learned of the injustice this morning at 4am and talked with our supporters on this matter. The tragedy that follows is wide spread news across the entire united states and All of Gotham! "Batman is dead!" The imposter now calling himself the capped crusader, aka (Ben Affleck) has stolen the suit of our hero and is walking around with a dumb smug smile on his face. All kidding aside, this has struck a nerve with our entire company and obviously judging by the chatter on the internet You the fans. Send your comments direct to the staff of S.B.T. here on our review forum at the bottom. And to our review columnist usagent2009 himself. Petition in the name of "TRUTH , JUSTICE & THE AMERICAN WAY!" "We as a comic book fan base cannot and will not stand for this to become an actor driven popularity contest and ridiculous management decision anymore! The fans deserve better! The creators of this ICON deserve say! Daredevil has his face and it's the face of a man who mentioned comic books once or twice and "BAM" was given the role by name sake only! We are not into sharing and cross sharing of actors for other character spots. The idea that "Ben Affleck could even hold Batman or Bruce Wayne's jock strap is complete comic book fiction! If Ben Affleck or some high end corp. decision maker wants to Trash the face of one of comic books most favorite and loved characters (since Bale took us out of the darkness) then let them cast some idiot or less buff actor for another round of "Chasing Amy Again." PART DUSE! This hypocrisy of  "Oh I'll never do another comic book movie after daredevil." by Affleck is complete garbage!"  So now "were back to the 80's again with Keaton, Clooney, Kilmer? Oh please we never called for this ever in the entire pasts, but someone stop making batman films before we have him in blue leotards again! This destructive behavior of "Our comic book lineage MUST be stopped! Comic books have someone on the inside trying to destroy them from the inside out! No one wanted to wake up today feeling like they were attending a funeral for a friend, but thats what it has come down to! "Batman is Dead!" R.I.P.

Sincerely, your friends at:
 Screaming Banshee Toyz
Screaming Banshee Toyz

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