Agent's & Banshee's...(ISSUE #70,FRIDAY JUNE 07 2013) Selfish Classified Section (S.B.T. HUMOR COLUMN)

 

INTRODUCING THE NEW REVIEW SPOT...

AGENT'S & BANSHEE'S...MONTHLY ONLINE PUBLICATION

BY:USAGENT2009 "OUR SCREAMING REVIEW COLUMNIST!!!"

Selfish Classified Section...(BROUGHT TO YOU BY:THE GANG AT S.B.T.("I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS.")

"If Left Up To Batman To Lend A Helping Hand Your monthly Classified Section Would Be Late!"& SO WOULD SHARING OF ADDITIONAL REVIEW SWAPPING, AND MEETING AS BUD'S FOR MOVIES (COMIC BOOK RELATED OF COURSE. AND RADIO SHOWS TO PROMOTE COMICS ...AND PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION AND...SO ON AND SO ON...

Please Send Donations For His Purse!"

(1)Wanted For Hire: Partner/Buyer Who Can Perform Purchases At Their Own Expenses For Our Own Inventory. Buyer Will Spend Entire Check On Stash For The Business. Receive No Compensation Or Profits And Total Grief & Disrespect. (End Joke)






(2) Nanny Wanted To Help Turn On X-Box Throughout The Entire Day And Night. Go On Random Toilet Paper Runs For Needy Youngsters Who Neglect To Wipe Own @$.






(3) In Desperate Need Of Male Order Bride For Duties Of Stock Boy And Secretary For Life. Must Be Bread Winner Of Corporation. Willing To Take Insults And Constructive Daily Criticism. Delivery Of All Products To & From House To Post Office.






(4) Loyal Friend Wanted: Control Factor A must! Must Also Enjoy Being Putdown & Told You Are Spoiled, Selfish And Not Appreciated. (Job Will Last Until Not Needed) OR IN THE EVENT I CAN COME UP WITH SOMTHING DUMB TO SAY THAT WILL REFLECT YOUR TRUE COLORS OR WHATEVER COLOR IM SEEING, "USUALLY RED!"(End Joke)






(5) Wanted Someone who Does No Fear Guns To Go To A House And Grab A Cell Phone, Hit Unblock On It So We Can Send Our Final Last Word!

(6) INTRODUCING THE MOST STUPID STATEMENT "YOU'LL EVER READ HERE" ("I REFUSE TO PAY FOR A MOVIE THAT I HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAW AND PAID FOR...TO HELP ANOTHER MAN PROFIT FROM MY WATCHING IT IN HIS PLACE OF BUSINESS!") ENDQUOTE.

(7) SECOND MOST STUPID OBVIOUS ACTION TO A STATEMENT YOU'LL EVER READ HERE. " I HOWEVER GO TO BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO, HOLLYWOOD VIDEO, NETFLIX, REDBOX OR ANY OTHER RENTAL SERVICE AND PAY GOOD MONEY TO WASTE ON SEEING A MOVIE AGAIN EVEN AT THE EXPENSE OF ANOTHER PERSONS WALLET!" )COMIC BOOK OR OTHERWISE DUMB ASS CARTOON) ENDQUOTE.

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