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Agent's & Banshee's...(ISSUE #71, WEDNESDAY JUNE 12 2013)

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BY:USAGENT2009 "OUR SCREAMING REVIEW COLUMNIST!!!!

CREATING THE ULTIMATE MARVEL LEAGUE TEAM  

CREATING THE ULTIMATE MARVEL COMICS TEAM HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY ONE DREAM. I HAVE BEEN A MAJOR FAN OF MARVEL & DC COMICS FOR YEARS. THE PROBLEM I HAVE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ACTUALLY LOVING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA TEAM AND JUST NEVER QUITE FINDING MYSELF SATISFIED WITH HAVING AN EQUAL TEAM TO APPRECIATE CREATED BY MARVEL. 

OF COURSE I STILL LOVE MANY TEAMS THAT  MARVEL HAS IN FACT CREATED OVER THE YEARS SUCH AS THE X-MEN , AVENGERS AND  THE FANTASTIC FOUR. BUT FOR ME SOMETHING WITH IN REGARD TO HAVING THE ONE TEAM TO BE THE LEAD TEAM PROTECTING OVER ALL JUST HAS NEVER BEEN THERE. THAT'S NOT TO SAY ALL THE KEY ELEMENTS ARE NOT IN PLACE. JUST THE VERY OPPOSITE I BELIEVE IT IS STILL MY OPINION THAT SOME ACTUALLY GREAT CHARACTERS COULD TAKE THE LEAD ROLE.

 I THINK MARVEL NEEDS IT'S OWN JUSTICE LEAGUE. A TEAM OF EQUAL CHARACTERS THAT IF BROUGHT TOGETHER WOULD RULE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE. I PRESENT THIS IDEA FINALLY AS MY OWN CREATION WITH THE USE OF WHAT MARVEL HAS GIVEN US SO FAR....."MARVEL HEAR MY PLEA, RISE TO THE OCCASION AND CUT ME IN ON THE DEAL LOL."

 I'D BE SATISFIED WITH SOME CREATIVE CREDIT AND EVEN BE WILLING TO WRITE THE STORY FOR THE RIGHT CONTRACT DEAL. THIS IDEA HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR 3 YEARS NOW AND I STILL BELIEVE FIRMLY IN IT. IS IT LIKE STEALING WHAT DC HAS DONE ALREADY? I SAY NO! I FEEL MARVEL NEEDS A FRESH IDEA, AND TO USE THE CHARACTERS "THEY CREATED IN A MANOR THAT SIGNIFIES A TEAM THAT PROTECTS THE UNITED STATES IF NOT THE ENTIRE WORD!"  

"YEAH, YEAH I KNOW WE HAVE THE AVENGERS!" BUT IF YOUR LIKE ME AND AN AVID AVENGERS FAN. I STILL SAY THAT THE AVENGERS IS LIKE AN ARMY OR A REVOLVING DOOR OF MEMBERS WHOS POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS THEY HAVE BEEN FOR MANY YEARS. THE PROBLEM IS EVERY INCARNATION AND IDEA HAS SLOWLY WATERED DOWN THE EXCITEMENT AND THE FATIGUE THAT FOLLOWS IS WHO WILL BE AN AVENGER NEXT? I SAY NARROW THE PLAYING FIELD AND TAKE OUT THE AVENGE IN THE PLAN AND JUST CREATE A MAIN STAY TEAM RESEMBLING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE. A TEAM WHO RELY ON EACH OF THE SAME NORMAL THINGS THAT MAKE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE THE ONE SOLUTION TO THE ENTIRE WORLDS CRISIS. A SMALL, STRONG TEAM WITH REAL ISSUES OF LIFE, POWERS, AND JUST BEING IN THE POSITION TO SAVE THE DAY!

 I PRESENT A TEAM THAT IS NO HOLDS BARRED, THE GROUP THAT CAN NOT ONLY GET THE JOB DONE. BUT ALSO HAS THE INDIVIDUAL HISTORY AND BACKGROUNDS TO TAKE THE LEAD AND PUT MARVEL IN A DIRECT PATH OF MOVIE (SUPERHERO TEAM) VICTORY!

I PRESENT: "THE UNIFICATION"

(1) MOON KNIGHT

               (2)SENTRY

(3)MS. MARVEL

(4)QUICKSILVER

(5)NOH-VARR (THE PROTECTOR) WITH NEGA BANDS

EXTENDED MEMBERS:

(6) VISION

(7)HAWKEYE

(8)DEATHLOK

               


                  NAMOR

THIS IS THE TEAM I BELIEVE IS WORTH BRINGING TOGETHER AT ANY COSTS. IF IT MEANS BRINGING THESE CHARACTERS BACK FROM THE DEAD. A TEAM OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD BE MARVELS ANSWER TO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE. AND SINCE MOST OF THESE CHARACTER NEVER MADE TOO MUCH GROUND IN ANY OTHER TEAM, SUCH AS THE AVENGERS OR ON THEIR OWN. I BELIEVE THAT EACH HAS A HISTORY AND INDIVIDUAL PAST THAT FITS IN A TEAM SUCH AS THIS! THE EXPERIENCES EACH CHARACTER BRINGS TO THE TABLE ADDS A MEASURE OF TALENT AND STRENGTH THAT CANT BE DENIED. (USAGENT2009) FOR S.B.T. REVIEWS. "FOR MORE COMIC TALK GO TO OUR FORUM AND ADD YOUR OWN OPINIONS:http://screamingbansheetoyz.freeforums.net/index.cgi?board=general

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Agent's & Banshee's...(ISSUE #70, TUESDAY JUNE 11 2013)

INTRODUCING THE NEW REVIEW SPOT...

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BY:USAGENT2009 "OUR SCREAMING REVIEW COLUMNIST!!!!

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WE START THE BREAK IN MOVIE & ACTION FIGURE REVIEWS WITH A BIT OF PAST HISTORY SURROUNDING DC COMICS CARTOON TIME! 

I THOUGHT WHY NOT MIX THINGS UP AS WE AT S.B.T. LIKE TO DO. SO "WE" TAKE A MOMENT TO SHARE SOME FACTS ON THE WIDELY LOVED CARTOON "SUPER FRIENDS." 

FIRST EPISODE WE DIAGNOSE IS:

"RUB THREE TIMES FOR DISASTER"

On the far-off planet of Zaghdad, a thief steals the magic lamp that holds a genie. But when his ship is attacked, the lamp spirals off to Earth where the Wonder Twins find it. The Thief arranges sub missiles to be launched as a diversion for the Super Friends. At the Hall of Justice, only the Wonder Twins are with the lamp. The Thief has the genie capture the twins and place them in the lamp's world. The kingdom's sultan asks the Super Friends for help, when the Thief returns and uses the genie to attack. The Thief captures the sultan into the lamp, and then Superman. In the lamp's world, the twins, the sultan and Superman find animated trees and an illusion of a lava wall. Outside, using Wonder Woman as a belly dancer distraction, the Super Friends try getting the lamp, but they are captured and prepared for a tortuous death. The sultan explains how to escape the lamp, and Superman then handles the genie while the twins rescue the others.

"Lex Luthor STRIKES BACK"

Luthor returns with a plot to wipe out the Super Friends, aided by aliens from the sun. When Lois Lane interviews Luthor in jail, she finds Luthor's assistant Orville Gump has replaced her partner Jimmy Olsen. Luthor uses a camera that projects images to disguise himself as her, and Lois as Luthor, so he can escape. After the Wonder Twins leave for a holiday, Superman is called by the prison. Superman confirms Luthor has escaped. Luthor uses his camera to disguise himself again and lures Batman and Robin, trapping them on a runaway train. Then Luthor traps Wonder Woman and Aquaman at a smelting plant. With the help of solar beings who make the sun red, Luthor finally traps Superman. But Luthor finds the beings double-cross him and start attacking the Earth. To save himself and Earth, Luthor must free the Super Friends just before his traps kill them. To help stop the solar beings, the still weakened Superman uses the Supermobile.

"Space knight of Camelon"

The Super Friends travel to a medieval planet to battle evil knights.
While on patrol in space, Superman spots a meteor about to collide with a planetoid. He stops it, but the meteor's radiation causes him amnesia, and he ends up crashing far away on the planet of Camelon. There he is found by rebels who decide he is the fabled Black Knight and have him lead them against King Arthur VII. Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and the Wonder Twins track the radiation trail to Camelon. But when the Black Knight succeeds in taking over Camelon, they are captured. Wonder Woman is able to send an emergency signal, and Batman & Robin respond in the Bat Rocket. Although nearly all captured again, Batman manages to find out how to cure Superman, and the King is saved.

"The lord of middle earth"

A J.R.R. Tolkien salute, as the Super Friends enter Middle Earth, get turned into trolls, and quest to find a magic ring that will free the trolls from an evil sorcerer.While camping, Gleek and the Wonder Twins spot trolls fleeing a hillside hole. Gleek goes to get the Super Friends when the twins enter the tunnel and are captured. The heroes find an evil sorcerer has taken over the middle kingdom. The sorcerer transforms the heroes into trolls without powers. The troll king leads Batman, Wonder Woman, and Gleek in search of a magical ring. To get the ring they face a man-eating cave, spider people, and a dragon. The ring when placed on a statue by Gleek activates a power that banishes the sorcerer, and returns the heroes to normal. But is the adventure just a dream of Gleek's?

"Universe of evil"

As Superman attempts to stop an erupting volcano, he finds himself mysteriously transported into an alternate universe where its counterparts of the Super Friends (called the Super Enemies) are evil, while its Superman deals with the Super Friends in their own universe. Fleeing from both the Super Enemies and from the authorities armed with Kryptonite weapons, the Super Friends Superman gets help from a professor at Metropolis University who gives him an anti-matter flask that would help him return to his own universe if he gets to the exact spot where he had entered the Super Enemies' universe. As Superman reaches the spot, he opens the flask and causes himself and his Super Enemies counterpart to switch places and return back to their respective universes. 

"Terror at 20,000 fathoms" 

Submariner Captain Nemoy has an android Batman kidnap the real Batman and steal a military jet with Robin and three nuclear missiles. After showing his Fortress of Solitude to the other heroes, including the Bottle city of Kandor, Superman must meet Wonder Woman on Saturn. Aquaman responds to an alert and is captured by Nemoy. Nemoy wants to use the missiles to hit the crust beneath continents and sink them. He finds he also needs kryptonite to do this, and the U.N tells him this is now held in Superman's fortress. Nemoy goes and captures the Wonder Twins and the kryptonite. As two missiles are launched, the Wonder Twins have Gleek, still in the Fortress, alert the super-powered Kandorians who are able to save Japan and North America from sinking. Aquaman has three squids save him and Batman and Robin who have been launched in torpedos.

"Super friends meet Frankenstein"

 descendant of the original Dr. Frankenstein creates an android which drains the Superfriends' powers and abilities.Batman and Robin respond to an alert when Dr. Frankenstein has a monster let loose on Transylvania. Although they stop the monster in Frankenstein's castle, the doctor catches them. He transfers most of Batman's mental abilities to a new monster. Robin escapes and summons Superman and Wonder Woman. The two heroes fight the second monster but are captured. Their abilities are transfered to a new monster, which the doctor plans to use for attacking Europe. At an Austrian science lab, the escaped heroes have their remaining powers temporarily transfered to Robin. The powered Robin tries stopping the monster, but eventually must use kryptonite to weaken it. With the monster stopped, the doctor is captured and the powers transferred back.

"Planet of Oz"

Mr. Mxyzptlk turns Superman, Aquaman and Wonder Woman into the Tin Woodsman, Scarecrow and Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz. After they pass various dangers he reveals his plan was to have them collect for him the ingredients of a potion that will make it so he doesn't have to go back to the 5th Dimension. He still goes back when he says his name backwards because they figured out what he was up to and switched the ingredients.

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Agent's & Banshee's...(ISSUE #70,FRIDAY JUNE 07 2013) Selfish Classified Section (S.B.T. HUMOR COLUMN)

 

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Selfish Classified Section...(BROUGHT TO YOU BY:THE GANG AT S.B.T.("I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS.")

"If Left Up To Batman To Lend A Helping Hand Your monthly Classified Section Would Be Late!"& SO WOULD SHARING OF ADDITIONAL REVIEW SWAPPING, AND MEETING AS BUD'S FOR MOVIES (COMIC BOOK RELATED OF COURSE. AND RADIO SHOWS TO PROMOTE COMICS ...AND PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION AND...SO ON AND SO ON...

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(3) In Desperate Need Of Male Order Bride For Duties Of Stock Boy And Secretary For Life. Must Be Bread Winner Of Corporation. Willing To Take Insults And Constructive Daily Criticism. Delivery Of All Products To & From House To Post Office.






(4) Loyal Friend Wanted: Control Factor A must! Must Also Enjoy Being Putdown & Told You Are Spoiled, Selfish And Not Appreciated. (Job Will Last Until Not Needed) OR IN THE EVENT I CAN COME UP WITH SOMTHING DUMB TO SAY THAT WILL REFLECT YOUR TRUE COLORS OR WHATEVER COLOR IM SEEING, "USUALLY RED!"(End Joke)






(5) Wanted Someone who Does No Fear Guns To Go To A House And Grab A Cell Phone, Hit Unblock On It So We Can Send Our Final Last Word!

(6) INTRODUCING THE MOST STUPID STATEMENT "YOU'LL EVER READ HERE" ("I REFUSE TO PAY FOR A MOVIE THAT I HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAW AND PAID FOR...TO HELP ANOTHER MAN PROFIT FROM MY WATCHING IT IN HIS PLACE OF BUSINESS!") ENDQUOTE.

(7) SECOND MOST STUPID OBVIOUS ACTION TO A STATEMENT YOU'LL EVER READ HERE. " I HOWEVER GO TO BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO, HOLLYWOOD VIDEO, NETFLIX, REDBOX OR ANY OTHER RENTAL SERVICE AND PAY GOOD MONEY TO WASTE ON SEEING A MOVIE AGAIN EVEN AT THE EXPENSE OF ANOTHER PERSONS WALLET!" )COMIC BOOK OR OTHERWISE DUMB ASS CARTOON) ENDQUOTE.

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Agent's & Banshee's...(ISSUE #69,THURSDAY JUNE 04 2013)

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